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PostSubject: Vicoteka   Sat Dec 06, 2008 6:15 am

Pravila forumske vicoteke.
-Ne smiju se ponavljati vicevi
-Ne smiju biti vicevi prostog sadrzaja
-Ako pisete zagonetke obavezno napisite odgovor.


Sijede dva hljeba na grani i drobe.

Piju dva slona na rijeci i jedan kaze drugome:
-Hajd popi to pa da idemo

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PostSubject: Re: Vicoteka   Sat Dec 06, 2008 10:53 am

Ide meda ulicom i skrene levo
Idu mravi ulicom i odose! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Vicoteka   Sun Dec 07, 2008 3:26 am

ha ha ha Laughing jako dobro
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PostSubject: Re: Vicoteka   Sun Dec 07, 2008 7:42 am

Ide meda i sretne macku.meda kaze:pis maco,a macka kaze:Peace medo afro

Sta se cuje kada meda upadne u baru:GLUP albino
lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Vicoteka   Wed Dec 10, 2008 3:33 am

Razumjem vic ima jedan slican.

Peace na engleskom znaci mir.

Sijedi macak na ogradi i pije pivu. Naiđe baba i kaže
-Pis maco
A mačak
-Peace Baba
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PostSubject: Re: Vicoteka   Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:59 am

bony wrote:
Razumjem vic ima jedan slican.

Peace na engleskom znaci mir.

Sijedi macak na ogradi i pije pivu. Naiđe baba i kaže
-Pis maco
A mačak
-Peace Baba

Smile Smile Smile Smile Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Vicoteka   Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:54 am

Ovo je jedan o psima malo lovacki:

Hvali se lovac svome prijatelju
-Moj pas je jako pametan ako mu dadneš 2 marke on ode u dućan i kupi cigarete i šibice
-Lažeš
-Kako
-Ja mu maloprije dao 5 maraka, a nema ni njega ni cigara ni šibica
-Pa ja sam rekao 2 marke ako mu dadneš više on ode u kino.
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PostSubject: Re: Vicoteka   Sat Dec 13, 2008 12:28 pm

Od ponedeljka počinje prvo takmičenje "vic sedmice". Počnite pripremati svoje najbolje viceve. Na kraju sedmice član čiji vic bude najbolji on je pobjednik + što na slijedećim takmičenjima sa mnom može biti žiri. Zato se pripremite.

Sretno =)
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PostSubject: Re: Vicoteka   Fri Jan 30, 2009 2:29 pm

Zašto zec maše ušima kada trči kroz šumu?

Mjenja brzine.



Kako u africi uhvatiti 4 slona

Uhvatiš 5 pustiš jednog.
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